Counter Intelligence

Flavors of the Week

Posted in District of Columbia by melissamccart on June 25, 2009

Since the Obama Dairy Godmother Day, I’ve had this poem in my head relentlessly. Sorry if it’s infectious. And happy weekend.

Bleezer’s Ice Cream– Jack Prelutsky

I am Ebenezer Bleezer,/ I run Bleezer’s Ice Cream Store, /there are flavors in my freezer/you have never seen before/twenty eight divine creations/ too delicious to resist,/why not do yourself a favor,/try the flavors on my list:

Cocoa Mocha Macaroni/Tapioca Smoked Baloney/Checkerberry Cheddar Chew/Chicken Cherry Honeydew/Tutti-Frutti Stewed Tomato/Tuna Taco Baked Potato/Lobster Litchi Lima Bean/Mozzarella Mangosteen/Almond Ham Merengue Salami/Yam Anchovy Prune Pastrami/Sassafras Souvlaki Hash/Sukiyaki Succotash/Butter Brickle Pepper Pickle/Pomegrante Pumpernickel/Peach Pimento Pizza Plum/Peanut Pumpkin Bubble Gum/Broccoli Banana Bluster/Chocolate Chop Suey Cluster/Avocado Brussel Sprout/Periwinkle Sauerkraut/Cotton Candy Carrot Custard/Cauliflower Cola Mustard/Onion Dumpling Double Dip/Turnip Truffle Triple Flip/Garlic Gumbo Gravy Guava/Lentil Lemon Liver Lava/Orange Olive Bagel Beet/Watermelon Waffle Wheat

I am Ebenezer Bleezer,/I own Bleezer’s Ice Cream Store/Taste a flavor from my freezer/You will surely ask for more.



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